Summer and the end of modesty

Back for more? OK then!

Summer is finally here, and has brought us the usual crap that comes with it. I enjoy the weather and the heat, but for some reason, the hotter it gets the less clothes people will wear in public. The strange thing is no one bats an eyelid when people parade in the street with nothing on but a pair of shorts, and they think the heat is a good enough reason for nudity. This doesn't really matter to me, it's just a little thing i have noticed.

This then brings me on to my next topic of swimming. Swimming is usually an activity that people participate in during summer, and to be honest i hate it. No, that's not fair. I don't hate the act of swimming, I hate swimming pools.

Now I know you're thinking: 'How can you swim without a swimming pool' and if you do think that then you're adopted.

It's not the swimming pool itself that i detest , it's the people inside the pool.

Hundreds of sweaty half naked people really don't interest me to be honest, and a facility that is full of them is not really going to interest me in the slightest. The people wouldn't be so bad if they were of average size and looked normal. But most of the time that I go to a swimming pool, i see people like this:




Yes, thats right. I always see your mum........

More pointless complaining coming soon.....
~Milnesy

Social Networking.....and stuff

What the? Oh......you again? Fine!

Unless you have been living in a cave for the last 10 years, you should be aware of the Internet hit called 'Social Networking'. Where people can state anything they want by updating their status and informing people they don't really know with information no one really cares about.

For Example:
'Freddy M Titface Is soooo bored'

Anyone who updates their status with this, or anything similar needs a good talking to, and by that i mean a brutal beating. Think about it guys! By telling us you're bored, you aren't going to achieve anything, and you're going to inform everyone you know that you're a complete and utter turd. I mean come on, you don't have tell everyone about every single thing you're doing and every thought passing through your brain. If people did, things would get very scary and unpleasant.

For Example:
'Ross 'Reece' Milnes is sitting in an old persons home and staring at the Grannies.......hot!'

It would scare people!

Facebook is the major contender within the social networking battle. Many people started out on sites such as Bebo and Myspace, but Facebook has kicked both of the websites in the metaphorical testicles and is now proceeding to wipe away any essence left.
I complain, but i must confess that I am part of the cult that is Facebook, most people are. In fact, if you're not people will think there is something deeply wrong with you. They may think you're a hermit or a gypsy or gay! Yes that's right gay people do not believe in Facebook!

No that's no true, but still you get my point. People are going to assume the worst in you....twat.

On that note I feel I must inform you of the new project myself and a friend are working on.

http://www.youtube.com/user/MilnesyWivell

Is a new channel created by a friend 'William Wivell' and myself. The Pilot episode has just been released, and more episodes are being planned.

More pointless complaining coming soon.....
-Milnesy

Easter Fun.....*cough*

Greetings, have you brought protection? If so, read on! If not, Piss off!

Anyway, it's Easter! So break out the chocolate, get the dentist ready and let the good times roll.

I say this, but Easter is pretty pointless. Especially for any non-Christian's, as it's managed to turn itself into a materialistic holiday. Although this can be said for a lot of the Christian holidays.
We all know the meaning behind Easter, but eventually this is going die out, as many people are growing up with Atheist parents. Being an Atheist myself, i see no problem in this, and personally i don't really celebrate Easter, it's just another way of dragging me away from my home to see family.

Now here's a fact about Easter you may not know....

• In Medieval times, a festival of egg throwing would be held in a church. During this the priest would throw a hard boiled egg at a choir boy, who would then throw in to another choir boy, and so on. Until the clock struck 12, and the choir boy holding the egg would win the game. The prize being a pair of handcuffs and a night in the priest's bedroom. *cough*

I'm not sure how much of that is true, so I'll assume it's all correct.

Another bad point of Easter is the incredibly annoying puns that people will insist on blurting out with and will be convinced that they are hilarious because of this. I went to buy an Easter Egg from Thorntons, and after purchasing the Egg the man behind the counter told me that i had made an 'EGG-cellent' choice. At this point i took my crowbar out of my bag and proceeded to beat the bastard.

I tend to get confused with things i actually do and what i want to do. Based on that fact, I'd say that story isn't 100% correct. I may have bought a chocolate Bunny instead......*cough*

More pointless complaining coming soon......

-Milnesy4000

Bloody Furious

Greetings to you all.....except you!

Now, for the rest of you. A few days ago i managed to get myself involved in an argument about the wages a footballer receives. The Prick i was arguing with seemed to have the idea that professional footballers are given a fair wage based on the amount of work that they put into their job.
I'm not saying that what they do isn't hard work, and yes it is physically demanding, but you know there is something wrong with the world when a footballer is being payed 100k+ a week! Especially when all they really do is run around a field for 90 minutes!
There are plenty of professions that deserve a higher wage than these football twats. For example, a surgeon. First of all, a surgeon needs to have a relatively high level of intelligence, whereas a footballer doesn't really require any intelligence what so ever. In fact, they're so stupid that have to use small children to walk them onto the field in case they get lost on the way! Is this really what we want out society to turn into? Giving the idiots of England a higher wage than the intellects! Apologies for all of the exclamation marks but i am furious at the moment.
Right, the next bit I'm going to say is soo infuriating that i have to quote this waste of air:

'They are only allowed to eat and drink certain things, now most people think oh well to this, but if you had to eat pasta and salad for years on end and also train on days such as Christmas day and Easter Sunday'

OHHHH BOO HOO! Footballers can only eat pasta and salad, i feel soooo sorry for them. And furthermore this is not true. I did a bit of research and found the top ten Christmas parties of professional footballers. So no, they do not just train in the holidays, they also consume copious amounts of food and alcohol.

Also, footballers aren't the only people who have to train hard and undertake a strict diet. That would be rugby players. Their training is much harder and they receive a lot less money for their work. They also have a higher risk of having their face smashed in by another player. But they will just get up and run it off. Whereas a footballer will fall over crying if they stub their toe!

'A Footballer will spend 90 mins on the field trying to convince the ref they are injured, but a Rugby player will spend 80 mins on the field trying to convince the ref there's nothing wrong with them' - thought i would add that quote, as it's a favourite of mine.

Then the little cock says that it's right for footballers to have a higher wage than our brave boys fighting in Iran and Afghanistan! By this point i was fuming! How the fuck can anyone think that risking your life for your country and countrymen is less important than running around for an hour and a half.

If you wish to read the twats blog then here it is: http://www.joshuashaw1992.blogspot.com/ feel free to leave him a comment with your opinion on the matter.

Also, my friend Andrew is writing a blog on this arument. link to that here: http://www.titleundermaintenance.blogspot.com/

more complaining coming soon.....
-Milnesy4000

People...

Oh dear god.......people.

I would like to think that I'm a sociable guy, but some 'People' do manage to get on my nerves. I'm not going to name any names, but merely give examples of the kind of people who make me want to slit my wrists and punch a baby goat.

First of all there's the 'fun' guy, who thinks that he is the life and soul of the party and that every one loves him. When in fact everybody (including myself) wants him to jump off a bridge due to the fact that he pisses everyone off by being such a prick. Of course he can't help it because being a prick is part of his nature. But he still can't come to his senses and shut the fuck up.

Then there's the freaky guy who no one actually remembers befriending. They just latch on to a group of people who can mildly tolerate their presence. Of course when you tell these freaks of nature to piss off they just stare at you and laugh, as they have the social skills of a shrivelled foreskin. Occasionally, these sorts of people will congregate with each other and create a group of rejects. This makes things worse as this herd of freaks usually tries to combine with a group of normal people.


Next, there's the stereotypical bimbo with the intelligence equal to a 5 year old. Most of the time she happens to be blond, but that's not always the case. She's also usually being followed by a group of meat heads with their tongue's hanging out because they are hoping to get a quickie as they will sleep with anyone just to receive an ounce of attention.

These are just a few of the people who annoy the hair off my head. And what makes it even worse is when there is a whole crowd of the annoying bastards.

meh

More Pointless complaining coming soon.....
~Milnesy4000

Religion?

Yes i have returned! I'm not sure why i decided to abandon my Blog, but it doesn't matter as i am now back!

Choosing a topic for a blog is always tricky, so i decided to hit one of the tough topics with Religion. Now I'm not sure where you stand on Religion, and do remember that these blogs are only my opinion and I'm not trying to offend anyone. Nevertheless i must state that personally i find most Religion pointless and quite frankly utter nonsense.

Now you religious people may be offended by my last remark, but can i kindly remind you to grow up and get over yourselves. Anyone who preaches religion needs to be able to accept the fact that 'non-believers' think you're insane. Lets take Christianity for example. What sort of a person will willingly devote their lives to the stories in a book!? It's blatant stupidity! If i decided to start my own religion based on the stories of 'Harry Potter' I'd find myself in a mental institute faster than you can say bullshit. Realistically, Christianity was founded on the fact that Mary was having a bit on the side and got careless. This then resulted in her getting pregnant with another guy's baby. Thus she just told Joseph the baby was conceived via some kind of miracle making the baby part God. Which of course meant she wouldn't be stoned to death for being a whore.

Now again i would like to remind you that his is merely my opinion. And as much as i do hate religion, i do respect people who do believe in that kind of thing, as long as they don't try and force it on other people.

Which leads me to my next point of 'door-to-door' religious preachers. The fact that they think they can preach to people in their own homes both confused and infuriates me. Do they think people don't have anything better to do with their time than listen to some bullshitting religious twat blabber about how much he loves Jesus?

I do have the feeling i may have pissed someone off, but i really dont care :)
more pointless complaining coming soon.....
-Milnesy4000

Pointless Fame

Is your life boring? Do you want people to watch your every move? Do you have the IQ of -190?
Then why not go on Big Brother!

That's right folks Big Brother is back on our screens and is giving me more things to complain about.

And this one is even better as it's a Celebrity Edition! That puts the wank cherry on top of the shit cake that is Big Brother.

The Idea of Big Brother makes me sick to my stomach. Throw as many opinionated and mentally unstable people into a building, watch everything they do and hope they don't start killing each other with knives.

I decided to watch a couple of episodes so that i could make an opinion of this years show.
By the time i had watched 10 minutes of it, i had written the suicide note and was on my way to find a bridge to jump off. This year is probably the worst ever for shitty washed up celebrities who think that being on the show will somehow make them more lovable. When in reality no one knows who they are thus they couldn't give a shit about them.
The only person on the show with a hint of a career is Vinnie Jones ,and he's an awful actor anyway, purely based on the fact that he is an ex-football player, which instantly labels him as a twat. Also about three of the contestants are 'famous' for having slept with other celebrities. If that makes people famous, then Russel Brand has turned half the population into Divas.

Also this year, they are allowing one member of the public to enter the 'house' and mingle with the other pointless wastes of space. Which surprised me, as i always thought the contestants were collected from the local mental house around the corner from the studio.

more pointless complaining coming soon.....
~Milnesy4000