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Tuesday 30 March 2010

Bloody Furious

Greetings to you all.....except you!

Now, for the rest of you. A few days ago i managed to get myself involved in an argument about the wages a footballer receives. The Prick i was arguing with seemed to have the idea that professional footballers are given a fair wage based on the amount of work that they put into their job.
I'm not saying that what they do isn't hard work, and yes it is physically demanding, but you know there is something wrong with the world when a footballer is being payed 100k+ a week! Especially when all they really do is run around a field for 90 minutes!
There are plenty of professions that deserve a higher wage than these football twats. For example, a surgeon. First of all, a surgeon needs to have a relatively high level of intelligence, whereas a footballer doesn't really require any intelligence what so ever. In fact, they're so stupid that have to use small children to walk them onto the field in case they get lost on the way! Is this really what we want out society to turn into? Giving the idiots of England a higher wage than the intellects! Apologies for all of the exclamation marks but i am furious at the moment.
Right, the next bit I'm going to say is soo infuriating that i have to quote this waste of air:

'They are only allowed to eat and drink certain things, now most people think oh well to this, but if you had to eat pasta and salad for years on end and also train on days such as Christmas day and Easter Sunday'

OHHHH BOO HOO! Footballers can only eat pasta and salad, i feel soooo sorry for them. And furthermore this is not true. I did a bit of research and found the top ten Christmas parties of professional footballers. So no, they do not just train in the holidays, they also consume copious amounts of food and alcohol.

Also, footballers aren't the only people who have to train hard and undertake a strict diet. That would be rugby players. Their training is much harder and they receive a lot less money for their work. They also have a higher risk of having their face smashed in by another player. But they will just get up and run it off. Whereas a footballer will fall over crying if they stub their toe!

'A Footballer will spend 90 mins on the field trying to convince the ref they are injured, but a Rugby player will spend 80 mins on the field trying to convince the ref there's nothing wrong with them' - thought i would add that quote, as it's a favourite of mine.

Then the little cock says that it's right for footballers to have a higher wage than our brave boys fighting in Iran and Afghanistan! By this point i was fuming! How the fuck can anyone think that risking your life for your country and countrymen is less important than running around for an hour and a half.

If you wish to read the twats blog then here it is: http://www.joshuashaw1992.blogspot.com/ feel free to leave him a comment with your opinion on the matter.

Also, my friend Andrew is writing a blog on this arument. link to that here: http://www.titleundermaintenance.blogspot.com/

more complaining coming soon.....
-Milnesy4000

Monday 15 March 2010

People...

Oh dear god.......people.

I would like to think that I'm a sociable guy, but some 'People' do manage to get on my nerves. I'm not going to name any names, but merely give examples of the kind of people who make me want to slit my wrists and punch a baby goat.

First of all there's the 'fun' guy, who thinks that he is the life and soul of the party and that every one loves him. When in fact everybody (including myself) wants him to jump off a bridge due to the fact that he pisses everyone off by being such a prick. Of course he can't help it because being a prick is part of his nature. But he still can't come to his senses and shut the fuck up.

Then there's the freaky guy who no one actually remembers befriending. They just latch on to a group of people who can mildly tolerate their presence. Of course when you tell these freaks of nature to piss off they just stare at you and laugh, as they have the social skills of a shrivelled foreskin. Occasionally, these sorts of people will congregate with each other and create a group of rejects. This makes things worse as this herd of freaks usually tries to combine with a group of normal people.


Next, there's the stereotypical bimbo with the intelligence equal to a 5 year old. Most of the time she happens to be blond, but that's not always the case. She's also usually being followed by a group of meat heads with their tongue's hanging out because they are hoping to get a quickie as they will sleep with anyone just to receive an ounce of attention.

These are just a few of the people who annoy the hair off my head. And what makes it even worse is when there is a whole crowd of the annoying bastards.

meh

More Pointless complaining coming soon.....
~Milnesy4000

Friday 5 March 2010

Religion?

Yes i have returned! I'm not sure why i decided to abandon my Blog, but it doesn't matter as i am now back!

Choosing a topic for a blog is always tricky, so i decided to hit one of the tough topics with Religion. Now I'm not sure where you stand on Religion, and do remember that these blogs are only my opinion and I'm not trying to offend anyone. Nevertheless i must state that personally i find most Religion pointless and quite frankly utter nonsense.

Now you religious people may be offended by my last remark, but can i kindly remind you to grow up and get over yourselves. Anyone who preaches religion needs to be able to accept the fact that 'non-believers' think you're insane. Lets take Christianity for example. What sort of a person will willingly devote their lives to the stories in a book!? It's blatant stupidity! If i decided to start my own religion based on the stories of 'Harry Potter' I'd find myself in a mental institute faster than you can say bullshit. Realistically, Christianity was founded on the fact that Mary was having a bit on the side and got careless. This then resulted in her getting pregnant with another guy's baby. Thus she just told Joseph the baby was conceived via some kind of miracle making the baby part God. Which of course meant she wouldn't be stoned to death for being a whore.

Now again i would like to remind you that his is merely my opinion. And as much as i do hate religion, i do respect people who do believe in that kind of thing, as long as they don't try and force it on other people.

Which leads me to my next point of 'door-to-door' religious preachers. The fact that they think they can preach to people in their own homes both confused and infuriates me. Do they think people don't have anything better to do with their time than listen to some bullshitting religious twat blabber about how much he loves Jesus?

I do have the feeling i may have pissed someone off, but i really dont care :)
more pointless complaining coming soon.....
-Milnesy4000